Sunday, December 18, 2005

Maranatha

As a blog that accepts and welcomes all sorts of viewers...

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicitly, best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year- 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

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KIDDING--Gosh, whatever happened to the whole "spew the lukewarm out of my mouth" thing? I hope you all have a blessed last week of Advent, as Christ prepares you to receive him in the Incarnation (you know, that moment in time that O'Donnell always talks about where God became man in order to rock this world and call it to be perfect). Christmas doesn't happen every day--treasure this one and celebrate it loudly in very un-politically correct ways. God bless you all, you're often in my thoughts and prayers!

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